Behold the FIAT Mobi 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 06/03/2016 at 17:49 • Filed to: None

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Which is FIAT-Brazil’s way of trying to cash in on the success of the VW UP Exclamation Mark™ and failing miserably.

It is powered by whatever shit outdated engines FIAT Brazil had at the back of the storage shed.

The interior can be described as “What if a Turkish prison was built by Fisher-Price?”

I loathe it with an unbearable hatred.

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 17:54

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I can imagine the “Fiat Puta” being a thing.

LongbowMkII > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 17:57

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I want it. For like $3,299.

MultiplaOrgasms > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 17:57

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You deserve it for being rich in a third world country.

MarqCars > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:01

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The second picture makes it look Dacia Sandero-y. Not bad looking from the front.

RT > jkm7680 06/03/2016 at 18:07

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Don't worry, Mazda did it already.

smobgirl > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:15

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It kind of looks like a Honda Element and a Kia Soul had a baby.

Vítor > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:22

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And it’s selling miserably in Brazil, being only the twenty-first best selling car, losing to much more expensive ones like the Honda HR-V (8), Toyota Corolla (5) and Jeep Renegade (10). FIAT needs to understand that we became a little pampered with the Up!, HB20 and 208, and a mediocre car filled with old tech like the Mobi simply won’t sell.

My citroen won't start > LongbowMkII 06/03/2016 at 18:25

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$9k for the base version and around $13k if you want A/C Hydraulic steering and more than 4 buttons.

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 06/03/2016 at 18:25

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So do I

My citroen won't start > MultiplaOrgasms 06/03/2016 at 18:26

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I’m not rich, I’m upper middle class

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:31

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Aww.... It’s adorable.....

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:32

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Why would anyone choose power steering if they can have a car without it in 2016?

My citroen won't start > Vítor 06/03/2016 at 18:32

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This will only work to cannibalize Uno and Palio sales

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:33

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My citroen won't start > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/03/2016 at 18:34

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3 hour Traffic jams, tight parking lots and shit tons of parallel parking in the tightest spots

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:36

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But (presumably - I don’t know the Brazilian car market) every other car on the road already has it, so they can sell it as having Italian road feel!

LongbowMkII > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:40

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Fiat drives a hard bargain. I’ll pay $3,500 and you can keep the buttons.

Less to go wrong.

RT > My citroen won't start 06/03/2016 at 18:40

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https://fiatgroupworld.com/2016/05/01/mob…

Those are unusually high hopes^

anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq > My citroen won't start 06/04/2016 at 02:23

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What the actual fuck were they thinking with that interior. So many blank spaces.